Cliterature
 
Yrik Max Valentonis (a.k.a. Max Lizard) is a writer and cartoonist whose work has appeared in magazines, e-zines, radio broadcasts, art exhibitions, the chapbooks: "this is visual poetry" and "iDEAL" and the anthologies: "Animal Blessings" and "Divided Again". He won Tokyopop's Sumo Manga art contest and had artwork included in Domo: the Manga. He is a graduate of the University of South Florida (B.A.) and Naropa University (M.F.A.). He self-publishes the comic strip Fuzzy Vision, the magazines ASYM and Maximum Lizard through his website www.valentonis.com.

Yrik Max Valentonis

Lost in Urban Landscaping # 17


I grew up with mermaids

I would go to Weeki Wachee when ever I could

it was like the Annual Folk Fair

Or more like Tarpon Springs full of Greek people

It’s an ethnic thing

You wouldn’t understand

 

in Downtown St. Petersburg, Webb City 5&10

they had a Mermaid working behind the luncheonette

counter, She would always give me extra Ice Cream

when I was a kid, I thought she was perfect

Dad told me not to marry a woman like that

 

The paper ran an article about how the younger

mermaids have turned their back on the traditional ways.

Weeki Wachee has to offer courses,

so that mermaids can learn their culture.

They have forgotten

how to lure sailors

into the shallows

They have forgotten

where to find Davy Jones’ Locker

 

 

Skinny dipping in the Gulf of Mexico

Mermaid caresses the back of my neck

her tail brushes against the back of my legs

the slimy massage causes a shudder

Her briny taste permeates my mouth

her scales press tattoos over me

She wraps my naked body in seaweed

and brings me to Atlantis

Where I finally feel at home